G Bake
The person you call when you need to get baked and they don't question your life choices.
I called my G Bake at 3 a. m. and they showed up with a bag of chips and a joint.
My G Bake doesn't even ask why I'm crying. They just hand me a bong.
I texted my G Bake: 'I need to get baked.' They replied: 'I'm on my way.'