Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A buddy who loves getting stoned with you and doesn't mind if you pass out on their couch.

Man, I'd take a G Bake over my mom any day.

You showed up high and I showed up high. That's a G Bake.

I didn't even know my own address until my G Bake showed up with weed and a pizza.

2

The person you call when you need to get baked and they don't question your life choices.

I called my G Bake at 3 a. m. and they showed up with a bag of chips and a joint.

My G Bake doesn't even ask why I'm crying. They just hand me a bong.

I texted my G Bake: 'I need to get baked.' They replied: 'I'm on my way.'

3

A friend who will smoke all your weed and still let you use their couch as a bed.

My G Bake ate my entire stash and still said I owed them money.

I passed out on my G Bake's couch and they didn't even bother to wake me up.

They took my last hit and left me with a hangover.

4

The only person who will laugh when you yell at a pizza box.

My G Bake laughed when I yelled at the pizza box. They said it was a classic.

I yelled at the pizza box and my G Bake said, 'I've been there.'

My G Bake joined me yelling at the pizza box. Now we're both insane.

5

The person who brings you snacks and a joint when you're too high to move.

I was too high to get up. My G Bake brought me snacks and a joint.

They showed up with a snack bag and said, 'You're welcome.'

I didn't even know they were coming, but they showed up with snacks and a joint.

6

A friend who never judges you even when you pass out on their floor.

I passed out on my G Bake's floor and they just let me sleep there.

They didn't even mind when I snored through their whole movie.

I showed up drunk and high, and my G Bake just said, 'Of course.'