f'zoinked to the r'soink - So high you can’t walk straight and you think your neighbor

So high you can’t walk straight and you think your neighbor is trying to kidnap you for a pizza party.

I ran out of my house screaming because I thought my neighbor was a ninja.

I tried to hug a tree and it hugged me back. It was a very awkward moment.

I told my teacher I was going to take over the world. She gave me a popsicle and said, 'Try again next week.'