F'Widit
A person who looks like they stepped out of a horror movie. They’re not trying. They’re just being extra ugly.
My teacher’s mom is a F'Widit. She wears a hat and talks to her plants.
My friend’s dad is a F'Widit. He eats cereal for lunch and dinner.
My neighbor’s dog is a F'Widit. It looks like it’s been hit by a truck.