F'Widit

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A term from Oakland for someone so ugly they make your eyes hurt and your brain scream. They’re not even trying to look good.

My cousin’s dating a F'Widit. I can’t even look at him without crying.

That guy in the grocery store looked like a F'Widit. I almost ran out.

My teacher called my dog a F'Widit. It was fair.

The worst kind of person in Oakland. They’re not cool. They’re not trying. They just show up and take up space.

My neighbor is a F'Widit. She wears socks with sandals and talks to her plants.

My mom’s friend is a F'Widit. She still wears fanny packs.

My brother’s crush is a F'Widit. He’s doomed.

A real-life disaster from Oakland. They don’t follow trends. They make trends look good.

My gym teacher is a F'Widit. He wears a tank top and a hat. All the time.

My dad’s cousin is a F'Widit. He smells like old pizza.

My friend’s brother is a F'Widit. He eats cereal for dinner.

A person so unattractive they’re like a punishment from God. They don’t care about fashion or anyone else.

My mom’s best friend is a F'Widit. She wears socks with sandals and eats soup for breakfast.

My uncle’s coworker is a F'Widit. He wears a hat and talks to his cat.

My brother’s girlfriend is a F'Widit. She smells like a trash can.

A person who looks like they stepped out of a horror movie. They’re not trying. They’re just being extra ugly.

My teacher’s mom is a F'Widit. She wears a hat and talks to her plants.

My friend’s dad is a F'Widit. He eats cereal for lunch and dinner.

My neighbor’s dog is a F'Widit. It looks like it’s been hit by a truck.