F.U.C.R.
The big, proud, fat thing on top of a guy’s junk. It’s the reason guys don’t wear tight pants.
My uncle’s F. U. C. R. is so big it has its own zip code.
He tried to wear a pair of jeans but his F. U. C. R. just walked out.
He got in a fight with his F. U. C. R. over who gets the spotlight.