F.U.C.R.

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A big fat piece of meat on top of a guy’s junk. It’s like the male version of a butt crack but way more embarrassing.

My cousin’s F. U. C. R. is so big it looks like it’s about to take over his whole body.

He tried to wear a shirt but his F. U. C. R. popped out like a sad balloon.

At the gym, the guy next to me kept looking at my F. U. C. R. like it was a crime scene.

The chunk of fat that sits proudly on a man’s upper junk. It’s like the final boss of awkward.

My dad’s F. U. C. R. is so big it has its own Instagram.

He tried to do a sit-up but his F. U. C. R. refused to move.

My friend’s F. U. C. R. is so big it’s causing a traffic jam in his pants.

The fatty part on top of a guy’s junk. It’s like a belly button but for the upper part of your junk.

My brother’s F. U. C. R. is so big it’s making his pants look like they’re in pain.

He tried to hide his F. U. C. R. under a shirt but it just came out like a confused dog.

At the beach, his F. U. C. R. got so much attention it started its own fan club.

The big, proud, fat thing on top of a guy’s junk. It’s the reason guys don’t wear tight pants.

My uncle’s F. U. C. R. is so big it has its own zip code.

He tried to wear a pair of jeans but his F. U. C. R. just walked out.

He got in a fight with his F. U. C. R. over who gets the spotlight.

A big, chunky, fatty area on top of a guy’s junk. It’s like the junk’s version of a second chin.

My neighbor’s F. U. C. R. is so big it’s starting to look like a new body part.

He tried to do yoga but his F. U. C. R. was too busy having a party.

At the dinner table, his F. U. C. R. was louder than his brother.