F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) - F. T. D. is when you have a brain the size of a pea and you

F. T. D. is when you have a brain the size of a pea and you think you're the most interesting person in the universe.

I'm the most interesting person. You're not. #F. T. D.

I'm famous. You're not. #F. T. D.

I'm the best. You're the worst. #F. T. D.