F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F. T. D. is when someone stares at their phone like it's the last piece of pizza and only posts about themselves, even when their mom died.

I just got a B+ and it's not even my fault. #F. T. D.

My dog is smarter than you. #F. T. D.

I'm rich. You're poor. #F. T. D.

F. T. D. is when you have the brain of a squirrel and you spend all day talking about your hair, even though it's still the same color.

My hair is perfect. You're ugly. #F. T. D.

I just won the lottery. You didn't. #F. T. D.

I'm famous. You're not. #F. T. D.

F. T. D. is when you think you're important, but you're just a sad person who posts too much.

I'm the best at everything. You're not. #F. T. D.

My life is perfect. Yours is a disaster. #F. T. D.

I have 10,000 followers. You have 2. #F. T. D.

F. T. D. is when you act like you're the king of the world, but you can't even spell 'king'.

I'm the king. You're the peasant. #F. T. D.

I'm perfect. You're garbage. #F. T. D.

I'm rich. You're broke. #F. T. D.

F. T. D. is when you have a brain the size of a pea and you think you're the most interesting person in the universe.

I'm the most interesting person. You're not. #F. T. D.

I'm famous. You're not. #F. T. D.

I'm the best. You're the worst. #F. T. D.