F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)
F. T. D. is when you think you're important, but you're just a sad person who posts too much.
I'm the best at everything. You're not. #F. T. D.
My life is perfect. Yours is a disaster. #F. T. D.
I have 10,000 followers. You have 2. #F. T. D.