F.R.P.S.
First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter has been working so long they think everyone is a pirate and start talking like one, even when they're not.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Cop to a man who tried to steal a pizza from a delivery driver.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got arrested?", Firefighter to a kid who tried to fight a fire with a spoon.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", EMT to a guy who tried to take a nap during a heart attack.