F.R.P.S.

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First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter has been on the job so long they think every stupid person is a pirate and they start yelling like one.
"Arrr, I've seen worse than you in a burning house!", Firefighter to a kid who spilled juice on the floor.
"You think you're the first idiot who got pulled over?", Cop to a guy who drove through a red light at 3 a. m.
"I’ve dealt with worse than your dumbass!", EMT to a man who tried to resuscitate a cat with a defibrillator.
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First Responder Pirate Syndrome happens when a medic or cop has been doing their job so long they start acting like a pirate and swear at everyone.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Paramedic to a man who tried to run over a dog with a car.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got shot?", Cop to a guy who fired a gun at a traffic light.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", Firefighter to a kid who lit his backpack on fire during lunch.
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First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter has been working so long they think everyone is a pirate and start talking like one, even when they're not.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Cop to a man who tried to steal a pizza from a delivery driver.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got arrested?", Firefighter to a kid who tried to fight a fire with a spoon.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", EMT to a guy who tried to take a nap during a heart attack.
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First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter is so used to dealing with stupid people they start yelling like pirates and swear at everyone.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Firefighter to a kid who tried to build a fire with a toaster.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got hit by a car?", Cop to a guy who walked into the road while texting.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", Paramedic to a man who tried to resuscitate a dog with a spoon.
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First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a cop or firefighter is so tired of dealing with dumb people they start talking like pirates and swear at everyone.
"Arrr, I’ve had enough of your dumbass!", Cop to a guy who tried to rob a convenience store with a chicken.
"You think you’re the first idiot who got pulled over?", Firefighter to a kid who drove through a stop sign with a goat in the backseat.
"I’ve seen worse than your stupid face!", EMT to a man who tried to take a nap during a heart attack.
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