F.R.M.P
It's like rugby but you get hit more. The rule is FTR which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit and is the worst thing ever.
At F. R. M. P, I got hit by a guy who looked like he had eaten a whole pizza.
My friend joined F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who smelled like a garbage can.
During F. R. M. P, the crowd turned into a giant meatball.