F.R.M.P

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A sport that looks like rugby but has way less rules. The only rule is called FTR which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit.
I joined F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who looked like a sack of potatoes.
My cousin plays F. R. M. P and screams FTR every time he gets hit.
At the F. R. M. P game, the crowd turned into a meatball fight.
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It's like rugby but with more swearing and less sense. FTR is the main rule which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P means Fat Retard Mosh Pit.
During F. R. M. P, I got kicked in the nuts and said FTR.
My friend tried to play F. R. M. P and got hit by a fat kid who didn't know what he was doing.
The F. R. M. P game was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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A wild game that has no rules except FTR. FTR means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit and is the worst sport ever.
I played F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who smelled like old pizza.
At F. R. M. P, my friend got knocked out and still said FTR.
The F. R. M. P game turned into a full-on food fight.
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A sport that's like rugby but with no rules and a lot of swearing. FTR is the rule which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P is short for Fat Retard Mosh Pit.
I joined F. R. M. P and got thrown into a pile of people who didn't know what they were doing.
My brother plays F. R. M. P and yells FTR when he gets hit.
The F. R. M. P game turned into a meatball and spaghetti fight.
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It's like rugby but you get hit more. The rule is FTR which means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit and is the worst thing ever.
At F. R. M. P, I got hit by a guy who looked like he had eaten a whole pizza.
My friend joined F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who smelled like a garbage can.
During F. R. M. P, the crowd turned into a giant meatball.
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A sport that has no rules except FTR. FTR is the rule and means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit and is the most chaotic game ever.
I played F. R. M. P and got hit by a guy who looked like a meatball.
My cousin tried F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who didn't know what he was doing.
At F. R. M. P, the game turned into a food fight with meatballs and spaghetti.
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