F.R.M.P
A sport that has no rules except FTR. FTR is the rule and means fuck the rules. F. R. M. P stands for Fat Retard Mosh Pit and is the most chaotic game ever.
I played F. R. M. P and got hit by a guy who looked like a meatball.
My cousin tried F. R. M. P and got tackled by a guy who didn't know what he was doing.
At F. R. M. P, the game turned into a food fight with meatballs and spaghetti.