F&P
To F&P is to jizz like a madman. It’s like you’re trying to shoot a movie and your pants are the set.
I F&P’d so hard I woke up my mom. She thought I was being haunted.
He F&P’d in the middle of the grocery store. The clerk called the cops.
After that spicy chili, I F&P’d like I’d just won the lottery.