F&P

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F&P means Fuck and Punch. After a wild one-night stand, the girl smacks the guy’s face like a bag of bricks and bolts out the door without a backwards glance. He’s left wondering if he dreamed the whole thing.
Just got F’ed and Punched. That girl’s got a fist like a brick and a memory like a goldfish.
He said he’d come back. He didn’t. He got F’ed and Punched.
Woke up with a black eye and a text that said 'Thanks for the fun.' That’s F&P.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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To F&P is to jizz like a madman. It’s like you’re trying to shoot a movie and your pants are the set.
I F&P’d so hard I woke up my mom. She thought I was being haunted.
He F&P’d in the middle of the grocery store. The clerk called the cops.
After that spicy chili, I F&P’d like I’d just won the lottery.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F&P means Fair Play. It’s like saying, 'Okay, that makes sense,' but with more attitude and less brains.
He said he’d take the blame. I said, 'F&P, dude.'
She took the last slice of pizza. I said, 'F&P, that’s cool.'
He lied to me. I said, 'F&P, that’s fair.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F&P is Fatty Pimpin Daddy. It’s the guy who’s got the money, the bling, and the confidence to make you feel like a side dish.
That F&P just bought me dinner. I felt like a side dish.
He’s got more bling than a Christmas tree. That’s F&P.
F&P showed up in a Lamborghini. I showed up in flip-flops.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F&P is just a fancy word for 'fucking.' Kids say it when they’re too lazy to spell the real word.
Don’t say 'fucking,' say F&P. It’s easier on the tongue.
The teacher said, 'Don’t use F&P in your essay.'
He said, 'This movie is F&P.' That’s a compliment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F&P is Perfect for Period. It means your period is just right, like your coffee, your shoes, and your life.
My period is F&P. I’m not crying, I’m just feeling good.
She said her period was F&P. I believed her.
He said his period was F&P. I didn’t believe him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F&P is Bisexuals for Planet Liberation. They’re like the cool kids of the 60s who wanted to save the world and also have a good time.
The F&P group started a flash mob. It was wild.
They tweet about saving the planet and eating pizza.
F&P is like the 60s but with more hashtags and less drama.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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