F.O.N.S.
F. O. N. S. is also when you’re terrified of your own dumb head talking to you. It happens when you remember the stupid promises you made to yourself and wish you could punch your past self in the face.
I had a F. O. N. S. moment when I remembered I promised myself I’d stop eating pizza. Then I ate three slices.
F. O. N. S. hit me when I realized I promised myself I’d stop being a loser. I’m still a loser, though.
My F. O. N. S. came when I remembered I promised myself I’d stop crying in the bathroom. I cried in the bathroom.