F.O.N.S.

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A Future One Night Stand is when you hit the sack with someone and then immediately give them two thumbs up while screaming Arthur Fonzarelli’s legendary ‘Eyyyyyy…’ like you just won the lottery and your mom finally stopped yelling at you.

Just had a F. O. N. S. and yelled 'Eyyyyyy...' so loud my neighbor called the cops. Worth it.

Met this guy at the bar, we had sex, and then I gave him two thumbs up. Classic F. O. N. S.

I had a F. O. N. S. and now I’m famous. My mom thinks I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. O. N. S. is also when you’re terrified of your own dumb head talking to you. It happens when you remember the stupid promises you made to yourself and wish you could punch your past self in the face.

I had a F. O. N. S. moment when I remembered I promised myself I’d stop eating pizza. Then I ate three slices.

F. O. N. S. hit me when I realized I promised myself I’d stop being a loser. I’m still a loser, though.

My F. O. N. S. came when I remembered I promised myself I’d stop crying in the bathroom. I cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 14d ago