F.M.W.T.
A man so fat he’s got a side dish and still got titties like a confused chicken.
My gym teacher called me an F. M. W. T. after I did one push-up.
At the buffet, I saw an F. M. W. T. take three helpings of lasagna and still had room for dessert.
My mom said my dad was an F. M. W. T. when he tried to wear a suit.