F.M.W.T.

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A guy who’s got more meat on him than a meatball sub and still got titties like a confused chicken.

My cousin’s uncle is an F. M. W. T. and he eats pizza like it’s his last meal.

I saw an F. M. W. T. doing yoga and it looked like a wrestling match.

My neighbor’s dog barked at an F. M. W. T. like he was a threat.

A man so fat he’s got a side dish and still got titties like a confused chicken.

My gym teacher called me an F. M. W. T. after I did one push-up.

At the buffet, I saw an F. M. W. T. take three helpings of lasagna and still had room for dessert.

My mom said my dad was an F. M. W. T. when he tried to wear a suit.

A man so big he could be a mountain and still got titties like a confused chicken.

My friend’s dad is an F. M. W. T. and he eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I saw an F. M. W. T. try to fit in an elevator and it looked like a horror movie.

My brother called my teacher an F. M. W. T. because she gave us homework on a Friday.