F.M.W.T.
A man so big he could be a mountain and still got titties like a confused chicken.
My friend’s dad is an F. M. W. T. and he eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I saw an F. M. W. T. try to fit in an elevator and it looked like a horror movie.
My brother called my teacher an F. M. W. T. because she gave us homework on a Friday.