F.M.O.T.
A fraud who thinks being Jewish is like getting a free pass to the buffet. They’re fake, and they know it.
'I'm not fake, I'm just... mildly Jewish.'
He tried to convince the barista he was a real Jew. She said, 'You’re just a guy who likes lox.'
He said he was from the Tribe. I said, 'You’re from the fake tribe.'