F.M.O.T.
A fake Jew who thinks they're cool because they know what a kippah is. They're not. They're just sad.
'I wear a kippah every day. I’m not fake. I’m just... slightly fake.'
She tried to impress me with her kippah. I asked if it was real. She said, 'It’s fake, but it’s fancy.'
He said he was Jewish. I said, 'You’re a F. M. O. T. and you don’t even know what a bagel is.'