F.M.L.S.W.A.D. - you're so doomed you might as well be wearing a dildo as a c

you're so doomed you might as well be wearing a dildo as a crown. No hope, no help, just pure misery.

I got grounded for two weeks and my dog got in trouble. FMLSWAD.

I failed my spelling test and my teacher was mad. FMLSWAD.

I spilled my juice on my homework and my mom found out. FMLSWAD.