F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

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when you're so messed up you're like a broken toy that won't stop screaming. Your life just got hit by a flaming dildo and it's not even funny.

I failed my math test and got grounded. FMLSWAD.

My dog ate my homework and my mom found out. FMLSWAD.

I got kicked out of school and my phone is broken. FMLSWAD.

the worst kind of failure. You’re so deep in trouble you might as well be buried under a pile of cursed dildos.

My dad found my secret pizza stash. FMLSWAD.

I got detention and my dog got in trouble. FMLSWAD.

I failed my science project and my mom is mad. FMLSWAD.

when everything goes from bad to absolutely ridiculous. Like your life just got a facepalm from a dildo.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and my dog ate my shoes. FMLSWAD.

I got in trouble for eating my math test. FMLSWAD.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed. FMLSWAD.

you're so doomed you might as well be wearing a dildo as a crown. No hope, no help, just pure misery.

I got grounded for two weeks and my dog got in trouble. FMLSWAD.

I failed my spelling test and my teacher was mad. FMLSWAD.

I spilled my juice on my homework and my mom found out. FMLSWAD.

when your life is so messed up it’s like a tornado threw a dildo at you and you’re stuck in the middle of it.

I got in trouble for eating my math test and my dog ate my homework. FMLSWAD.

I failed my science project and got detention. FMLSWAD.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I spilled my juice on it. FMLSWAD.