F.M.L.S.W.A.D.
when your life is so messed up it’s like a tornado threw a dildo at you and you’re stuck in the middle of it.
I got in trouble for eating my math test and my dog ate my homework. FMLSWAD.
I failed my science project and got detention. FMLSWAD.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I spilled my juice on it. FMLSWAD.