F.MA.M
A man who is fat, middle-aged, and lives in the suburbs. He either plays dad or tries to be a band director. He makes bad jokes and wears socks that look like they're trying to take over his body. He talks about Monty Python like it’s a religion.
My dad is the worst F. M. A. M. He wears socks so high, I think he’s trying to hide his feet.
The band director is a full-blown F. M. A. M. He makes us do Monty Python skits and calls them 'training.'
I saw an F. M. A. M. at the mall. He was sweating so much, I thought he was about to fall over.