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A bloated middle-aged man who lives in the suburbs and either plays dad or tries to be a band director. He tells bad jokes and wears socks that touch his armpits. He sweats like a pig and talks about Monty Python like it's the only thing that matters.
My dad is an F. M. A. M. He wears socks so high they look like they're trying to escape.
The band director at my school is an F. M. A. M. He makes us practice the same song 10 times and says it's 'for the greater good.'
I saw an F. M. A. M. at the grocery store. He was sweating so much, I thought he was about to melt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A middle-aged man who is as big as a couch and lives in the suburbs. He’s either a dad or a band director who thinks he’s cool. He tells jokes that are worse than his socks and thinks Monty Python is the best thing ever.
My neighbor is an F. M. A. M. He wears socks up to his neck and still thinks he’s cool.
The band director said we have to do a Monty Python skit. I swear he’s trying to make us all go mad.
I walked past an F. M. A. M. at the park. He was sweating like he just ran a marathon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who is fat, middle-aged, and lives in the suburbs. He either plays dad or tries to be a band director. He makes bad jokes and wears socks that look like they're trying to take over his body. He talks about Monty Python like it’s a religion.
My dad is the worst F. M. A. M. He wears socks so high, I think he’s trying to hide his feet.
The band director is a full-blown F. M. A. M. He makes us do Monty Python skits and calls them 'training.'
I saw an F. M. A. M. at the mall. He was sweating so much, I thought he was about to fall over.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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