F&M
People ask 'F or M?' to learn if you're a boy or a girl. If you're not smart enough to answer, they say 'Fuck You' or 'Suck Your Balls.' It's like a game, and you're losing.
He asked me F or M. I said, 'I'm a dragon.' He said, 'Suck Your Balls.'
She said, 'F or M?' I said, 'I'm a sandwich.' She said, 'Fuck You.'
He said, 'F or M?' I said, 'I'm your mom.' He said, 'Suck Your Balls.'