F&M

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Looking at Facebook like it's your ex, but you're still stuck in the relationship. You check their page, their friends, their dog, and their lunch. It's like you're dying from the inside, but you can't stop looking.

I checked her page 27 times today. I know her cat's name now.

He's got 10 new photos. I'm gonna cry.

I saw her with her ex. I texted her: 'You're still ugly.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The school everyone talks about like it's the best thing since pizza. Rich kids, cool cars, and parties that are louder than a football game. They blow up toilets, make the news, and got on MTV. Fayetteville Manlius is the best school ever.

They blew up the toilet in the principal's office. He's still mad.

The party was so loud, the cops came. They didn't even care.

They got on MTV. I cried happy tears.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A short way to ask if someone's a boy or a girl. Used in chats like it's a life-or-death situation. It's just a question, but it feels like it's the end of the world.

'Are you F or M?' I said. He said, 'I'm a ghost.'

She asked me F or M. I said, 'I'm a wizard.'

He asked me F or M. I said, 'I'm a pizza.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You tell someone something, and they end it with 'F or M?' to make you feel like an idiot. It's like they're saying, 'You're dumb, and you're either a boy or a girl.'

I told him my life story. He said, 'F or M?'

She told me about her dog. I said, 'F or M?'

He explained quantum physics. I said, 'F or M?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People ask 'F or M?' to learn if you're a boy or a girl. If you're not smart enough to answer, they say 'Fuck You' or 'Suck Your Balls.' It's like a game, and you're losing.

He asked me F or M. I said, 'I'm a dragon.' He said, 'Suck Your Balls.'

She said, 'F or M?' I said, 'I'm a sandwich.' She said, 'Fuck You.'

He said, 'F or M?' I said, 'I'm your mom.' He said, 'Suck Your Balls.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A word you can stick into anything to make it sound extra dirty, but not so bad that people get mad. It's like saying 'motherfucker' but not as loud.

I said, 'You're a F&M.' He said, 'I'm gonna kick your ass.'

She said, 'You're a F&M.' I said, 'I'm gonna eat your face.'

He said, 'You're a F&M.' I said, 'I'm gonna beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A quick way to write 'male or female' when you're talking to strangers. It's like you're playing a game and you're trying to win.

He said, 'Are you F or M?' I said, 'I'm a robot.'

She said, 'Are you F or M?' I said, 'I'm a donut.'

He said, 'Are you F or M?' I said, 'I'm a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago