F&M (Felix & Mateo)
F&M are the kind of friends who could survive a zombie apocalypse together, but probably would argue over who got the last bullet.
Felix got bit by a zombie, and Mateo showed up with a chainsaw and a bag of chips.
Mateo ran out of chips, so they started a bet to see who could throw the most insults.
They didn’t even notice the zombies because they were too busy arguing about who was louder.