F&M (Felix & Mateo)

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F&M are like besties who can split a pizza, a secret, or a whole damn argument without even blinking. They’re so tight, even your mom would say they’re tighter than her pants on a Tuesday.
Felix texted Mateo at 3 a. m. because he ate the last slice of pizza.
Mateo told Felix his crush’s name, and Felix kept it a secret for a year.
They got into a fight over who spilled coffee on the floor, but it was still the best day ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F&M are the kind of friends who could survive a zombie apocalypse together, but probably would argue over who got the last bullet.
Felix got bit by a zombie, and Mateo showed up with a chainsaw and a bag of chips.
Mateo ran out of chips, so they started a bet to see who could throw the most insults.
They didn’t even notice the zombies because they were too busy arguing about who was louder.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F&M are friends so close, they know each other’s secrets, bad habits, and why they always eat too much pizza.
Felix knew Mateo was cheating on his math test, and he didn’t say anything.
Mateo told Felix he was going to dye his hair green, and Felix said he would do it too.
They both got suspended for eating pizza in class, but they still laughed about it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F&M are like brothers, but with more drama and less actual blood. They’ll back each other up through anything, even if it’s just a stupid argument over who took the last soda.
Felix protected Mateo from the teacher when he drew on the desk.
Mateo stood up for Felix when someone called him a crybaby.
They fought over who took the last soda, but it was still the best day ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F&M are the kind of friends who could go to jail together, and still find a way to argue about who got the better cell.
Felix and Mateo got locked in a closet for fighting over who took the last chip.
They both got detention, but Felix said Mateo was louder.
They tried to escape jail by throwing a pizza through the window.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F&M are the kind of friends who can laugh at each other’s dumbest moments, but still back each other up when things get serious.
Felix laughed at Mateo for wearing a hat inside, but he still helped him cheat on the test.
Mateo made fun of Felix’s terrible dance moves, but he still came to his concert.
They both got in trouble for talking during math class, but they still laughed about it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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