F.L.A.B.B.S.
F. L. A. B. B. S. is like a guy’s dream, where he can rate girls on how hot they are and even check if they’re smart, but he usually forgets about the smart part if they’re not his girlfriend.
He rated his crush a 10 for her face but a 1 for her stomach because he said she was ‘a whale’.
I got a 9 for my legs but a 2 for my ass because I wore jeans.
He gave me a 7 for my brain but a 1 for my boobs because I didn’t wear a bra.