F.L.A.B.B.S.

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F. L. A. B. B. S. is a stupid way for guys to rate girls based on how hot they look. It’s like giving a popularity contest with butt and brain scores.

My friend gave Sarah a 9 for her ass but a 2 for her brain because she asked him a question about math.

He rated his ex a 10 for her legs but a 3 for her face because she wore glasses.

I got a 7 for my stomach because I eat pizza every day, but I got a 10 for my boobs because I wear a bra.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. L. A. B. B. S. is like a guy’s version of a report card, but instead of math and science, it’s about how good a girl looks and if she’s smart.

He rated his crush a 6 for her face because she smiled at him, but a 4 for her brains because she didn’t know what a meme was.

My brother gave me a 5 for my legs but a 1 for my ass because I wore jeans.

I got a 10 for my boobs but a 2 for my stomach because I ate a whole cake.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. L. A. B. B. S. is when guys take their time to rate girls on how hot they are, and if they’re smart, but they usually skip the smart part if they don’t know them.

He rated his friend’s sister a 9 for her face but a 3 for her stomach because she was chunky.

I got a 10 for my legs but a 1 for my ass because I wore sweatpants.

He gave his crush a 7 for her brain but a 2 for her boobs because she didn’t wear a bra.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. L. A. B. B. S. is when guys go out of their way to rate girls from head to toe and even check how smart they are, but they usually lie about the smart part.

He gave his crush a 9 for her face but a 1 for her stomach because he said she was ‘fatty’.

I got a 10 for my ass but a 2 for my brain because I didn’t know what a meme was.

He rated his crush a 7 for her legs but a 1 for her boobs because she wore a tank top.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. L. A. B. B. S. is a way for guys to show off how good they are at judging girls, and it usually ends with them saying ‘she’s not worth it’ if she scores low.

He rated his crush a 5 for her face but a 1 for her brain because she didn’t know who Taylor Swift was.

I got a 10 for my legs but a 2 for my ass because I wore sweatpants.

He gave me a 7 for my brain but a 1 for my stomach because I eat a whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. L. A. B. B. S. is like a guy’s dream, where he can rate girls on how hot they are and even check if they’re smart, but he usually forgets about the smart part if they’re not his girlfriend.

He rated his crush a 10 for her face but a 1 for her stomach because he said she was ‘a whale’.

I got a 9 for my legs but a 2 for my ass because I wore jeans.

He gave me a 7 for my brain but a 1 for my boobs because I didn’t wear a bra.

by Slangipedia 14d ago