F'knoof - a goddamn utensil that does the job of a fork, knife, and sp

a goddamn utensil that does the job of a fork, knife, and spoon all at once. It’s like the utensil world’s version of a superhero.

I tried to eat my lasagna with a F'knoof and I looked like a madman.

My mom says it's the only thing that can survive my mess.

I brought a F'knoof to the bar and the bartender asked if I was a pirate.