F'knoof

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a goddamn utensil that does the job of a fork, knife, and spoon all at once. It’s like the utensil world’s version of a superhero.

I tried to eat my lasagna with a F'knoof and I looked like a madman.

My mom says it's the only thing that can survive my mess.

I brought a F'knoof to the bar and the bartender asked if I was a pirate.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

the unholy marriage of a fork, knife, and spoon. It’s like your plate got a weapon and decided to fight you.

My F'knoof broke during dinner and I yelled at my soup.

I used my F'knoof to stab my burger and it was glorious.

I tried to eat with it and my dad said I was being dramatic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a cursed eating tool that’s supposed to help you but just makes everything worse. It’s like your fork, knife, and spoon all got together and decided to ruin your life.

I tried to eat with my F'knoof and my spaghetti looked like a disaster.

My F'knoof is the reason I failed my lunch.

I used my F'knoof to eat pizza and it was like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 14d ago