F.I.T. Scale
A way to judge people by how much you yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! while making L shapes. The louder you yell, the hotter they are.
I yelled a 5 at my neighbor. She’s so hot, I think she’s a spy.
I gave my brother a 2. He’s not bad, but he’s my brother.
I gave my dog a 1. He’s cute, but he barks at me.