F.I.T. Scale

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A scale to rate hot people, where you make an 'L' with your fingers and yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to five times. Each level means they're hotter than the last.
My math teacher got a 5. She’s so hot, I failed the test just to get a picture of her.
My crush got a 3. I cried in the bathroom.
My mom got a 1. She’s fine, but she’s my mom.
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A way to judge people by how much you yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! while making L shapes. The louder you yell, the hotter they are.
I yelled a 5 at my neighbor. She’s so hot, I think she’s a spy.
I gave my brother a 2. He’s not bad, but he’s my brother.
I gave my dog a 1. He’s cute, but he barks at me.
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A scale where you yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! like a madman to rate people. The more you yell, the hotter they are. It’s like a popularity contest for your brain.
I yelled a 5 at my crush. I’m gonna die of embarrassment.
I gave my math teacher a 4. She’s hot, but she knows I failed.
I gave my dad a 1. He’s hot, but he’s my dad.
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A scale to rate how hot someone is by yelling Fhi-h-h-h-it! like you’re possessed. The higher the number, the hotter they are and the more you’re jealous.
I yelled a 5 at my neighbor. She’s so hot, she’s probably a supermodel.
I gave my crush a 3. I want to be her pet.
I gave my dog a 1. He’s cute, but he eats my shoes.
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A scale where you yell Fhi-h-h-h-it! to rate how hot someone is. The more you yell, the hotter they are. It’s like a battle between your brain and your mouth.
I yelled a 5 at my crush. She’s so hot, I think she’s from another planet.
I gave my math teacher a 4. She’s hot, but she’s still my math teacher.
I gave my dad a 1. He’s hot, but he’s still my dad.
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