F.H.K.H.
F. H. K. H. is a sacred Hawaiian ritual where a fat kid hugs you until you’re dizzy and your pants feel like they’re gonna explode. Don’t mess with their 'fro or you’ll be stuck with the skinny kid who cries when he eats.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to hug the skinny kid who cries when he eats.
My friend got F. H. K. H. ed and now he’s stuck with the skinny kid who smells like wet socks.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to deal with the skinny kid who hates everyone.