F.H.K.H.

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F. H. K. H. is when a chubby Hawaiian kid grabs you in a hug so tight it feels like you’re getting tossed in a blender. If you don’t rub their magical 'fro, you’re dead meat and stuck hugging skinny kids who look like they were carved out of a stick.
My cousin got F. H. K. H. ed and now he’s stuck with a skinny kid who smells like old shoes.
I tried to skip the 'fro rub and got stuck with the pointy elbow kid for a week.
At the beach, a kid gave me a F. H. K. H. and I got stuck with a tall kid who hates life.
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F. H. K. H. is a sacred Hawaiian ritual where a fat kid hugs you until you’re dizzy and your pants feel like they’re gonna explode. Don’t mess with their 'fro or you’ll be stuck with the skinny kid who cries when he eats.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to hug the skinny kid who cries when he eats.
My friend got F. H. K. H. ed and now he’s stuck with the skinny kid who smells like wet socks.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to deal with the skinny kid who hates everyone.
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F. H. K. H. is when you get hugged by a fat Hawaiian kid so hard you feel like you’re gonna die. If you don’t rub their 'fro, you get stuck with the skinny kid who looks like he was made by a sad robot.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to hug the skinny kid who looks like he was made by a sad robot.
My brother got F. H. K. H. ed and now he has to deal with the skinny kid who cries when he eats.
I got F. H. K. H. ed and now I have to hug the skinny kid who smells like old shoes.
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