F&faf - You’re so fat you could be a couch, but you’re so fly you co

You’re so fat you could be a couch, but you’re so fly you could be a pop star. It’s the ultimate combo of laziness and coolness.

I just ate a whole cake. I’m F&faf and I’m not sorry.

I wore my old jeans and my hair looked good. F&faf is real.

I didn’t brush my teeth, but I still looked fly. F&faf is my thing.