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You’re as fat as a pig and as fly as a celebrity. It’s like you’re the best version of yourself, but with more snacks and fewer regrets.
I woke up and ate a whole pizza. I’m F&faf and I know it.
My outfit is fire, my ass is huge. F&faf is my new religion.
I don’t care if I’m late. I’m F&faf and that’s all that matters.