F&faf

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You’re as fat as a pig and as fly as a celebrity. It’s like you’re the best version of yourself, but with more snacks and fewer regrets.
I woke up and ate a whole pizza. I’m F&faf and I know it.
My outfit is fire, my ass is huge. F&faf is my new religion.
I don’t care if I’m late. I’m F&faf and that’s all that matters.
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You’re so fat you could be a couch, but you’re so fly you could be a pop star. It’s the ultimate combo of laziness and coolness.
I just ate a whole cake. I’m F&faf and I’m not sorry.
I wore my old jeans and my hair looked good. F&faf is real.
I didn’t brush my teeth, but I still looked fly. F&faf is my thing.
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You’re the king of being fat and the queen of being fly. You don’t need a mirror to know you’re F&faf.
I skipped breakfast and still looked good. F&faf is my vibe.
I wore pajamas to the store and got a compliment. F&faf is here.
I didn’t do my makeup, but I still slayed. F&faf is my life.
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You’re a walking buffet and a walking fashion show. That’s what F&faf really means.
I ate three burgers and still looked fly. F&faf is me.
I wore a hat and my shirt inside out. F&faf is the best.
I didn’t shower, but I still looked good. F&faf is my name.
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You’re so fat you could be a mountain, but you’re so fly you could be a superhero. That’s F&faf in action.
I ate a whole bag of chips and still looked cool. F&faf is my power.
I wore my socks outside my shoes and got a compliment. F&faf is real.
I didn’t do my hair, but I still looked good. F&faf is my thing.
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