F'ed in the B
You're so obsessed with FaceBook you think it's a real person. You chat with it like it's your best friend and you're the only one who still talks to it.
I messaged my ex on FaceBook and now I'm talking to my ex's ex. What even is life?
I started a group chat with my FaceBook feed and now I'm arguing with my own life.
I had a conversation with my FaceBook feed and now I'm confused.