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You're so deep in FaceBook you might as well be dead. You waste more than an hour every day staring at a screen like it’s your ex.

I logged on for five minutes and now it’s 2 a. m. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

I spent an hour scrolling through my mom’s vacation photos. She’s not even that good at taking pictures.

I opened FaceBook to check my news feed and now I’ve missed my train. Classic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're so obsessed with FaceBook you think it's a real person. You chat with it like it's your best friend and you're the only one who still talks to it.

I messaged my ex on FaceBook and now I'm talking to my ex's ex. What even is life?

I started a group chat with my FaceBook feed and now I'm arguing with my own life.

I had a conversation with my FaceBook feed and now I'm confused.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're so lost in FaceBook you forget to eat, breathe, or maybe even live. You're just a face in the crowd of posts and likes.

I didn’t eat dinner because I was too busy liking my uncle’s cat’s new haircut.

I posted a selfie and now I’m waiting for my face to get a standing ovation.

I skipped my job to post a status. My boss is mad. My face is happy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago