F'd in the a on saturday - F'd in the a on saturday is like being stuck with no coffee,

F'd in the a on saturday is like being stuck with no coffee, no snacks, and your ex's happy birthday message.

I woke up on Saturday with no coffee, no snacks, and my ex said happy birthday and I was F'd in the a.

I tried to enjoy my Saturday but my ex sent me a happy birthday message and I was F'd in the a.

I had no coffee or snacks and my ex reminded me it was my birthday and I was F'd in the a.