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F'd in the a on saturday is like being stuck with the worst hangover ever and it's also your ex's birthday.
I woke up on Saturday and felt like I'd been hit by a truck and my ex texted me happy birthday.
Saturday was the worst day ever because I was F'd in the a and my ex was having a party.
I tried to ignore my hangover but my ex showed up at my door and said happy birthday, and I was F'd in the a.