F.D. I See
A bunch of government jerks who make sure you get dragged out of your house by fire trucks if your bank catches fire, just so your money doesn’t get roasted like a burger on a grill.
I saw my bank on fire and my F. D. guy showed up with a fire hose and a bad attitude.
My F. D. guy yelled at me for not moving fast enough when my bank went up in flames.
My F. D. guy came to my bank and made me watch my money burn because I was late.