F.D. I See

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A bunch of government jerks who make sure you get dragged out of your house by fire trucks if your bank catches fire, just so your money doesn’t get roasted like a burger on a grill.
I saw my bank on fire and my F. D. guy showed up with a fire hose and a bad attitude.
My F. D. guy yelled at me for not moving fast enough when my bank went up in flames.
My F. D. guy came to my bank and made me watch my money burn because I was late.
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Those government guys who make sure you get dragged out of your house by fire trucks if your bank burns down, just so your money doesn’t get toasted like a piece of bread in the oven.
My F. D. guy showed up with a fire truck and a grudge when my bank caught fire.
I had to run out of my bank because my F. D. guy didn’t want my money to get cooked.
My F. D. guy came in with a hose and a bad attitude, and my bank was on fire.
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The government's way of making sure you're forced to run out of your house when your bank burns down, just so your money doesn’t get charred like a steak on a grill.
I had to run out of my bank because my F. D. guy didn’t want my money to get burned.
My F. D. guy came in with a hose and yelled at me for being late.
My bank caught fire and my F. D. guy showed up with a grudge and a fire truck.
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