F*cktard - A f*cking retard who thinks they're the main character in a

A f*cking retard who thinks they're the main character in a movie they didn't audition for.

My cousin called me a f*cktard because I spilled my coffee on his new suit.

My boss said I'm a f*cktard for taking three hours to send an email.

My ex said I was a f*cktard for thinking she’d ever come back.